Jake's Dishes

[Verse 1]
Jake, oh Jake, your dishes call
From the sink where they've been three days
The suds are gone, the water's cold
A scene of squalor, not of gold

[Chorus]
Oh Jake, won't you clean your plates?
Your kingdom's in a state of decay
In this kitchen, love and hate
Can't stand the sight another day

[Verse 2]
The forks are crying, knives are weeping
Pots and pans in silent screams
A sponge soiled, a rag defeated
In this mess, our friendship leans

[Bridge]
We dream of gleaming, shining steel
Of sparkling cups that catch the light
But here we stand with just a plea
To end this filthy, sad plight

[Chorus]
Oh Jake, won't you clean your plates?
Your kingdom's in a state of decay
In this kitchen, love and hate
Can't stand the sight another day

[Outro]
So Jake, let's make a pact tonight
To cleanse this space, to make it right