Dave's Losing Streak

[Verse 1]
Dave's on fire, losing fast
Five years down, his pride won't last

[Chorus]
Oh Dave, you can't win the game
Five years straight, you're to blame
Your team's a joke, your skills are lame
Oh Dave, you're forever in shame

[Verse 2]
He drafts with hope, but falls apart
His players suck, right from the start

[Chorus]
Oh Dave, you can't win the game
Five years straight, you're to blame
Your team's a joke, your skills are lame
Oh Dave, you're forever in shame

[Bridge]
He talks the talk, but can't walk
His fantasy dreams, forever stalked

[Chorus]
Oh Dave, you can't win the game
Five years straight, you're to blame
Your team's a joke, your skills are lame
Oh Dave, you're forever in shame